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The Fog (2005)
August 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment
(The following is a review I wrote years ago for the original filmfanatix.com. Enjoy.)
My Rating: F- … oh, just give it a “Z“.I couldn’t even place this film under the guise of a “horror” flick. I even checked imdb.com to see what they categorized... [Read full review]
Adventure
Comedy
Beer League
August 18, 2008 · 1 Comment
(This review contains few spoilers.)
My Rating: B, as in, “Beer!”After watching BEER LEAGUE I came to realize something important about the comedy genre: It’s definitely not like it used to be.
You see, nowadays, if you’re looking to get a good laugh, you have 1 of 2 options. ... [Read full review]
Crime
Documentary
Grizzly Man
August 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment
(The following is a review I wrote years ago for the original filmfanatix.com. Enjoy.)
My Rating: A+Forget penguins. Forget parrots. Who cares about Bob Dylan. The BEST documentary of 2005– and perhaps of all time — belongs to Werner Herzog’s GRIZZLY MAN, beeeeeeeeeotches!
Last night I watched the film in its entirety on the Discovery Channel. At first... [Read full review]
Drama
Flower and Snake (Hana to hebi)
August 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment
(The following is a review I wrote years ago for the original filmfanatix.com. Enjoy.)
My Rating: F, as in, “WTF?”I think the best way to start off this review is to ask the question, “What the f*ck did I just watch?”
For those who know me, I would like to announce that... [Read full review]
Horror
Halloween (1978)
August 3, 2008 · Leave a Comment
(The following is a review I wrote years ago for the original filmfanatix.com. It’s really bad, but I’m too lazy to rewrite it. So whaaa whaaaaa! Enjoy.)
My Rating: A+It’s no secret that I worship John Carpenter. The man is a brilliant director, writer, and composer (I won’t go as far as to say actor, though….), so it was no surprise that I had... [Read full review]
Sci-Fi
Eye Candy
dASH's Blog
Beer League– UP
Would have put up BLOOD SIMPLE. too, but I went out to see TROPIC THUNDER and MIRRORS today. Will do a One Sentence Review on those two right now. Otherwise, here’s... [Read more]
Indie Spotlight
Confusions of an Unmarried Couple
Normally when I watch one of those half-hour sitcoms that revolve around love and sex, I become aggravated. That 9PM time slot never really allows the characters to act like... [Read more]
You MUST See This...
The guys (and gal!) from MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER are back and better than ever! The original cast members have formed a new MST3K called CINEMATIC TITANIC! Check out the trailer to their spoof on the horrid B movie THE OOZING SKULL!
Features
Just look at him, ladies (and gentlemen, if you are so inclined).
No– seriously. Take a good look at him. Perhaps you didn’t get... [Read more]
A few years ago, I had a revelation. I have a thing for guys who remind me of John Larroquette’s Dan Fielding character from NIGHT COURT.
Let... [Read more]
I don’t know why I find this short “horror” film so hilarious. Perhaps it’s because it reminds me of when my cousin, his friends,... [Read more]
Have you ever watched a short film on the Internet that was just so funny and original, that you wondered to yourself, “Why isn’t this person... [Read more]